In Which I Talk About The Girly Ice Sport

I sometimes believe they judge ice-dancing based on the horror of the costumes. I mean...my God. And did you see what that Japanese chick who won gold (whose name I can't spell) was wearing? It made her look both flat-chested and saggy, and had a starburst at crotch level. Wow.

Dick Buttons should be shot. I've seethed under his Sasha Cohen-worship for two years now. Enough, Dick, we get it! You think she's the bee's knees. That doesn't change the fact that she's annoying as hell and chokes more delightfully than any other skater out there. Fall, Sasha, fall!

And the streaker-type guy! Does anyone know what was written on his chest? One of my TAs is currently in Germany, and I intend to ask him about it when we get back to class, if I haven't found out by then. Steffen doesn't seem to be the kind of guy to follow figure skating, but who knows?