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Am currently twenty pages in.

John Constantine is going to fucking incarnate and INCINERATE every movie theater showing this piece of shit. Using his lighter.

Which is, according to one John Shirley (author* of the novelization, which will be henceforth known as Abomination Unto Nuggan, Not to Mention Hellblazer), an ornate lighter figured with spiritual symbology. The prose! So purple! It burns!


*Mr. Shirley will henceforth be known as Who The Hell Gave This Man A Thesaurus?. Or possibly just Mr. Ultraviolet.

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The Great LiveJournal Outage of 2005 During the outage I discovered this thing called a pencil that can write in this thing called a notebook. What did you do? Brought to you by geek-foo

Hee.

Actually, also true, as I was at home and my parents' computer sucks.