The Bunnies! They're Everywhere!

I do not need this right now. I've got to have Heart of Darkness read by Monday, and yeah, it's short, but the three pages I read already put me literally to sleep. I have to write a five-page essay for CW, also by Monday, and I haven't even decided what on. And I have the whole Age of Heroes 'verse knocking at my door to contend with. Not to mention that I'm sick, and I'm tired. But I have a bunny gnawing on my cortex.

celli, you're going to love this one.

Allow me to let you in on my bunny:

"Hello, Interplanetary Mercenaries and Assassins Guild, Accounting Division. How may I direct your call?"

Memeage

Your Life as a Celebrity by Karen_Walker
username
reason for being famous	star of a reality showtalk show hostgame show hostactoractresspop starrock starrappermodelscreen writerdirectorproducercelebutanteheiressfashion designer
plastic surgery you've had done	nose jobbotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew butt
your tabloid scandal	sex addiction
your stalker	juliedarling
your best friend
your nemesis
the tabloids think you're dating
you're really dating
your secret lover
your bitter ex
how long you stay in the spotlight	a few years
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I tried to select 'liposuction' but it's apparently insisting I need a new nose. Who knew?

Who the hell is that guy? The one in the 'you're really dating' column. Maybe it's just a really bad picture or maybe I'm stupid, but I don't recognize him at all.