River's Made of Chocolate!

Attention fox1013, teleute12, and anyone else who may be possessed of the good fortune to be seeing Serenity tonight.

I think I hate you all. Respect the spoiler tags or I will be forced to resort to drastic measures.


PS: Telly, in keeping with my long-held tradition of sending packages off late, your birthday present is in the mail.

EDIT: Fox, I mean it. I've got a five-hour layover in New York Tuesday. That's plenty of time to come to Jersey and track you down. Mwah.