News From the Beach

It's possible I'm intoxicated right now. Actually, it's a sure thing. Half a rum and coke, a shot of rum, a glass of white zinfandel, and a Crystal Light and coconut rum is faaaaaar more alcohol than I've ever consumed at once before, and I can get drunkenated off one glass of wine.

So.

Bad News: My aunt's toiletries are colonizing my bathroom.

Good News: I found out why.

Bad News: It's because she's insane and has ceded her bedroom and bathroom to the baby, and doesn't want to risk waking him, EVEN THOUGH most of the stuff in my bathroom is for the morning (hairspray, etc) and the baby gets up before she does.

((Whoops, submitted somehow. I blame the rum.))

Good News: I have lost my image as the sedate, bookish cousin.

Bad News: I am now the cousin with the tattoo and the cousin who drinks shots of rum on command.

Good News: I seriously doubt they'll tell anyone, as they're 31 and 28 and still hide the rum from my aunt.