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To The Jackass In The Green SUV
Sep. 3rd, 2006 06:31 pmHey. Hey, you, that just drove off. THAT WAS MY CAR YOU HIT WHILE YOU WERE MAKING YOUR ILLEGAL LEFT TURN, YOU FUCKWAD. And now I need a new rear fender and bumper, and whose fault is it? NOT MINE.
I really wish I'd gotten your tag number. I really do. Because 'green boxy SUV with a male driver' doesn't narrow it down enough for the cops to stand a chance of catching you unless you turn yourself in, which I'm sure you won't, and I want you to pay. Not really because you hit my car, because that shit happens. But because you DIDN'T STOP, and not only is leaving the scene of an accident just plain rude, it's A FELONY.
No love whatsoever,
Me
PS You're a weasel and I hope you get crabs.
I really wish I'd gotten your tag number. I really do. Because 'green boxy SUV with a male driver' doesn't narrow it down enough for the cops to stand a chance of catching you unless you turn yourself in, which I'm sure you won't, and I want you to pay. Not really because you hit my car, because that shit happens. But because you DIDN'T STOP, and not only is leaving the scene of an accident just plain rude, it's A FELONY.
No love whatsoever,
Me
PS You're a weasel and I hope you get crabs.
