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I Has a Kitten
May. 19th, 2008 09:39 amAnd yea, I call down curses and plagues on whatever fuckhead left it and its littermates on the side of the highway near my parents' house. I saw two dead kittens, one alive one. The one alive one was in the southbound lane while I was traveling north, so I slammed on the brakes, hit the emergency flashers, and ran to grab a kitten. They're real easy to catch when they're PETRIFIED WITH TERROR.
I do not even have words.
Said kitten is six weeks at the absolute oldest--I am no judge of these things, all I know is it's teeny but it's definitely kitten-shaped and not, like, cat larva--black and white, of indeterminate gender, and currently hiding under my (claw-footed) bathtub. It is also at least as cute as my icon.
We can't keep it. We already have six cats, between my parents four and my two, who live there part-time. But I couldn't have lived with myself if I hadn't stopped.
So...anybody want a kitten?
I do not even have words.
Said kitten is six weeks at the absolute oldest--I am no judge of these things, all I know is it's teeny but it's definitely kitten-shaped and not, like, cat larva--black and white, of indeterminate gender, and currently hiding under my (claw-footed) bathtub. It is also at least as cute as my icon.
We can't keep it. We already have six cats, between my parents four and my two, who live there part-time. But I couldn't have lived with myself if I hadn't stopped.
So...anybody want a kitten?
