*begins sharpening claws*

So I got an e-mail today from the professor teaching one of my classes for spring, Young Adult Resources. He wants to help us get 'round the college bookstore textbook racket, and has provided a list of the books so we can track them down.

La li loo, textbook textbook textbook...what's this?

We will also be reading Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, but you can find it at your local library.

Oh, will we now?

This poor man does not know what he has let himself in for.