Letter to Babykitty
Jan. 24th, 2005 01:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sadlikeknivesDear George,
In the future, I would appreciate it if you did not attempt to molest your sister. At least not on my favorite sweatshirt, so I don't get it wet when I break up your little lovefest with the spray bottle.
But don't worry, Georgelet. After this week, you won't be able to molest Miss Bailey, because you will not have balls anymore.
Love,
Mommy
In the future, I would appreciate it if you did not attempt to molest your sister. At least not on my favorite sweatshirt, so I don't get it wet when I break up your little lovefest with the spray bottle.
But don't worry, Georgelet. After this week, you won't be able to molest Miss Bailey, because you will not have balls anymore.
Love,
Mommy
