Oscars, Part One
Feb. 27th, 2005 07:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sadlikeknivesDude just dissed Jude Law. And Colin Farrell. Now it's on.
Hee, "Next seen in the eagerly awaited Catwoman 2..." Halle Berry looks like she's thinking, I'm going to kill you. And these are the most uncomfortable-looking people ever. Seriously, whose horrible idea was this? They should be shot.
Okay, seriously. I've seen Renee's early work. What the hell happened to her cheeks? They didn't used to be like that. Did she get implants or something? Her dress is cute, and unlike a lot of people, I like the brown hair, but ugh, the cheeks.
I think it's so cute that Jamie Foxx brought his daughter.
Clive! Clive, I love you, Clive! I'll have your babies!
...well, we already knew that was going to happen.
So far, I think Oscar Night commercials are way better than Super Bowl commercials. "I'm Spartacus!" Hee!
What the fuck is Robin Williams on about? I can't even figure out what he's presenting...oh. Okay. I haven't actually seen any of these movies. I know, I know, I should've at least seen The Incredibles, but I'm a horrible person.
Why is Cate in the middle of the audience? Seriously, some of their staging choices this year suck. I enjoy Makeup Winner Guy's sense of humor.
Oh, fuck, here we go with the Beyonce-fest. Does she even know French? *whimper* Yeah, I have a feeling the song sounded nothing like this in the movie. And between her eye makeup, and her hair, her eyes look...stretched. It's not a good effect. Please, God, somebody switch her wardrobe. She doesn't match the little adorable red-sweater choir boys, and she's going to look like shit waving her arms around next to Josh Groban.
She's seriously kind of murdering this song. They should have let Josh sing it. Or fuck, Antonio Banderas. Just...not Beyonce.
Hee, man on the street. Or in the theater. Whatever.
Chronicles of Riddick sucked compared to Pitch Black. I'm just saying.
I knew a girl with hair like Scarlett Johannsen's when I was in high school. That's what happens when you bleach your hair with peroxide a few times too many. Next, it'll turn green. Watch and see.
It's James Bond! Wow, Pierce sounds like shit. Somebody get that man a throat lozenge.
Oh, heeeeeeee! This is fantastic! I love her! Best animated co-presenter ever!
Brad Pitt is naked. That means Troy gets my vote, but...no. The Aviator wins it.
Well, that was a little rude of you, Chris.
Oh, lord, Laura Linney's hair. It's so bad. Sophie Okonedo looks fabulous. I was supposed to see Hotel Rwanda last week, but TR had to bail and I didn't want to go alone and now it's left the theater and I'm babbling. And of course Cate won. I thought that was a given. Wait, Cate Blanchett's married? I didn't know that. Or else I didn't remember. Who's her husband?
They promise to be back with Orlando Bloom. That's good enough for me.
And there was just a great big thud from upstairs. Meeble.
Hee, "Next seen in the eagerly awaited Catwoman 2..." Halle Berry looks like she's thinking, I'm going to kill you. And these are the most uncomfortable-looking people ever. Seriously, whose horrible idea was this? They should be shot.
Okay, seriously. I've seen Renee's early work. What the hell happened to her cheeks? They didn't used to be like that. Did she get implants or something? Her dress is cute, and unlike a lot of people, I like the brown hair, but ugh, the cheeks.
I think it's so cute that Jamie Foxx brought his daughter.
Clive! Clive, I love you, Clive! I'll have your babies!
...well, we already knew that was going to happen.
So far, I think Oscar Night commercials are way better than Super Bowl commercials. "I'm Spartacus!" Hee!
What the fuck is Robin Williams on about? I can't even figure out what he's presenting...oh. Okay. I haven't actually seen any of these movies. I know, I know, I should've at least seen The Incredibles, but I'm a horrible person.
Why is Cate in the middle of the audience? Seriously, some of their staging choices this year suck. I enjoy Makeup Winner Guy's sense of humor.
Oh, fuck, here we go with the Beyonce-fest. Does she even know French? *whimper* Yeah, I have a feeling the song sounded nothing like this in the movie. And between her eye makeup, and her hair, her eyes look...stretched. It's not a good effect. Please, God, somebody switch her wardrobe. She doesn't match the little adorable red-sweater choir boys, and she's going to look like shit waving her arms around next to Josh Groban.
She's seriously kind of murdering this song. They should have let Josh sing it. Or fuck, Antonio Banderas. Just...not Beyonce.
Hee, man on the street. Or in the theater. Whatever.
Chronicles of Riddick sucked compared to Pitch Black. I'm just saying.
I knew a girl with hair like Scarlett Johannsen's when I was in high school. That's what happens when you bleach your hair with peroxide a few times too many. Next, it'll turn green. Watch and see.
It's James Bond! Wow, Pierce sounds like shit. Somebody get that man a throat lozenge.
Oh, heeeeeeee! This is fantastic! I love her! Best animated co-presenter ever!
Brad Pitt is naked. That means Troy gets my vote, but...no. The Aviator wins it.
Well, that was a little rude of you, Chris.
Oh, lord, Laura Linney's hair. It's so bad. Sophie Okonedo looks fabulous. I was supposed to see Hotel Rwanda last week, but TR had to bail and I didn't want to go alone and now it's left the theater and I'm babbling. And of course Cate won. I thought that was a given. Wait, Cate Blanchett's married? I didn't know that. Or else I didn't remember. Who's her husband?
They promise to be back with Orlando Bloom. That's good enough for me.
And there was just a great big thud from upstairs. Meeble.
