Shagadelic

[sadlikeknives]

Gacked from duckie7582

-Boys you'd shag in bold
-Boys you'd shag after a few drinks in italics
-Boys you wouldn't touch while sober or drunk left alone
-Add three more at the end (I TOTALLY missed this part. *edits*)

1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington--Hot, but um, old.
4. Samuel L Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder--If, y'know, he were straight.
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr--Is there anything more powerful than bold?
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson--See Denzel Washington.
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio--Not for all the tea in China.
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood--AHAHAHA. No.
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery -- What's with all the old dudes? (Yes, this is Duckie's commentary left intact.)
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farell--He's wearing a condom, right?
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune--edited once auroura76 reminded me of his yumminess.
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen & Luke Wilson--What, together? Kinky.
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany--YES PLEASE.
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman--Am torn. Is hot, but is also old.
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Adrien Brody
117. Bradley Cooper
118. David Anders
119. Ryan Reynolds
120. David Boreanaz
121. George Eads
122. Eric Szmanda
123. Gael Garcia Bernal
124. Topher Grace
125. Jon Stewart
126. Naveen Andrews
127. Justin Timberlake
128. Josh Holloway

...In retrospect, am quite horny and probably easy. Why, then, can I not find a date?

Also, I need another three and a half pages of play (single-spaced) by ten in the morning. Wah.

Comments

[auroura76.livejournal.com]

You're not easy. If god made regular men with a hotness density of this list, then you'd be easy. Because god is clearly male, he didn't just to piss us womynfolk off, and therefore, your purity is intact.

I had practically the same answer to Luke and Owen Wilson. You know what they say about great minds...

They think about kinky, incestual threesomes. Yeah.

Ooh! I'd do Naveen too. Josh, only if I was drunk. Between you and me, I'm finding the whole Southern accent thing more and more of a turn-on. It's too bad many of those guys down there would probably think I was a terrorist and kill me with a concealed weapon on the spot.

Not to uh, stereotype wildly or anything. :)

[auroura76.livejournal.com]

Also, sooooooooooo WORD on Oded Fehr. That man is just... guh. Middle Eastern men really got it goin' on. When, you know, they don't want to kill all us infidel Westerners.

Not to uh, stereotype wildly or anything. :D

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

Oded Fehr is so very guh. My aunt wanted to know why I was watching those silly Mummy movies in a row when they were on USA a few weeks back. Then Oded Fehr came onscreen and I pointed at him with the remote. "Him."

She didn't argue any more. As a matter of fact, she made popcorn.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

You're stereotyping ridiculously wildly. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Everybody loves a Southern accent.

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

Recap of the King Arthur movie.

In other news, am lots bored. Send pornfic soonest.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious.