Lost: Whatever This One Was
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sadlikeknivesI doubt Kate's poor little me act more with every episode. She's acting like a pretty practiced con. Ooh, and she uses the same brand of hair dye as me and everything. Of course, mine's red, but still. And 'Joan Hart'? As in 'Melissa'? Cute, Kate. Real cute.
Hey now, Sawyer, don't knock the high school science teacher, or my mom'll go to Craphole Island and deck you.
This next sequence is so fucking Hollywood it hurts. Of course there's a cop sitting outside a room on the same corridor her mom is on, just in case we weren't totally clear on her outlaw status. But when was the last time a cop just happened to be in the same corridor as the person you were visiting in the hospital? And I've never bought people not noticing another person sitting in their car. That's so Hollywood. Is this supposed to be "the man I killed"? Survey says yes.
Testosterone standoff mysteriousness in the jungle. This is getting tired. Just show him the hatch, for God's sake, and knock off the cryptic act.
Sawyer's at the egregious nicknaming again. When are Kate and Sawyer going to stop trying to con each other? They both know the other one's a con, and for crying out loud, everybody knows you can't con a con. (PS Kate he's better at it than you.)
...Oooh, Michael don't look so good. And of course Captain Doctor Hero Jack is incommunicado and being a total jackass again, because that's what Captain Doctor Hero Jack does. I ask again, why is he not dead?
Aw, baby pictures.
I adore Hurley. Michael and Jin fight like a married couple! (I swear, sometimes I need to take off the slash-colored glasses, but I remain firmly unconvinced that this is one of those times.) "Steve didn't even know about the polar bear!"
And the Good Ship Charlie Loves Babymama steams on. I want to hear Charlie's CD. Especially track 2, "Monster Eats the Pilot". It sounds like the best CD ever.
It's the fucking plane. Okay, so this is the guy Kate loved, the guy she killed, the...blah blah biddy blah. Whatever. Nice Mr. Iowa Doctor Man's hours are numbered. Aw, dorkish kids being all cute and sappy. As Fullmetal Alchemist has taught me so well, this means they are doomed. And we know that it is so.
Michael jumps to conclusions too quickly. And Jin defending Michael! That's so sweet.
...God, Kate's mom's pretty much gone, ain't she? NO, you IDIOT, don't go with her!...damn.
And of course nobody gives her a chance to explain, and Shannon goes stalking by in the background, weirdly reminiscent of that footage of Bigfoot.
Oh-oh! Walt's confessing his crimes! And now he does want to leave and combined with his "Don't open it, Mr. Locke!" routine, this does not bode well for the residents of Craphole Island. Cue ominous music.
Preview. Crazy Danielle's back, the raft is leaving, and fuck, y'all, I think the Ethanators are coming back.
Memo to Claire: NAME YOUR CHILD. (I hold that this is not a spoiler, but if you feel differently, yell at me and I'll slip it under the cut.)
Hey now, Sawyer, don't knock the high school science teacher, or my mom'll go to Craphole Island and deck you.
This next sequence is so fucking Hollywood it hurts. Of course there's a cop sitting outside a room on the same corridor her mom is on, just in case we weren't totally clear on her outlaw status. But when was the last time a cop just happened to be in the same corridor as the person you were visiting in the hospital? And I've never bought people not noticing another person sitting in their car. That's so Hollywood. Is this supposed to be "the man I killed"? Survey says yes.
Testosterone standoff mysteriousness in the jungle. This is getting tired. Just show him the hatch, for God's sake, and knock off the cryptic act.
Sawyer's at the egregious nicknaming again. When are Kate and Sawyer going to stop trying to con each other? They both know the other one's a con, and for crying out loud, everybody knows you can't con a con. (PS Kate he's better at it than you.)
...Oooh, Michael don't look so good. And of course Captain Doctor Hero Jack is incommunicado and being a total jackass again, because that's what Captain Doctor Hero Jack does. I ask again, why is he not dead?
Aw, baby pictures.
I adore Hurley. Michael and Jin fight like a married couple! (I swear, sometimes I need to take off the slash-colored glasses, but I remain firmly unconvinced that this is one of those times.) "Steve didn't even know about the polar bear!"
And the Good Ship Charlie Loves Babymama steams on. I want to hear Charlie's CD. Especially track 2, "Monster Eats the Pilot". It sounds like the best CD ever.
It's the fucking plane. Okay, so this is the guy Kate loved, the guy she killed, the...blah blah biddy blah. Whatever. Nice Mr. Iowa Doctor Man's hours are numbered. Aw, dorkish kids being all cute and sappy. As Fullmetal Alchemist has taught me so well, this means they are doomed. And we know that it is so.
Michael jumps to conclusions too quickly. And Jin defending Michael! That's so sweet.
...God, Kate's mom's pretty much gone, ain't she? NO, you IDIOT, don't go with her!...damn.
And of course nobody gives her a chance to explain, and Shannon goes stalking by in the background, weirdly reminiscent of that footage of Bigfoot.
Oh-oh! Walt's confessing his crimes! And now he does want to leave and combined with his "Don't open it, Mr. Locke!" routine, this does not bode well for the residents of Craphole Island. Cue ominous music.
Preview. Crazy Danielle's back, the raft is leaving, and fuck, y'all, I think the Ethanators are coming back.
Memo to Claire: NAME YOUR CHILD. (I hold that this is not a spoiler, but if you feel differently, yell at me and I'll slip it under the cut.)
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Date: 2005-05-12 03:10 am (UTC)