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I have come to the conclusions that:

1. I am getting a tattoo of the owl of Athena. I've decided my shoulder blade is the least problematic place to get it. There's just one problem: the dreaded wedding dress phenomena. Tattoos that look just plain cool at all other times look horrendous and tacky when one is in formal wear.

Unless one is Angelina Jolie, and I doubt even she could pull it off with most wedding dresses. But then, Angelina Jolie wouldn't be caught dead in most wedding dresses. Perhaps the problem is that most women are just not enough like Angelina Jolie.

Of course, this presupposes I get married, which presupposes that I find a guy willing to marry me. Since the way things are going now is indicative of lifelong chastity, this may be a moot point.

2. I will eventually be adopting. Probably from Ethiopia.

3. I will be spending this summer volunteering with Habitat for Humanity. I may be a puny weakling, but I can follow directions with the best of them.

4. The Brontes were of the devil.

5. If this headache doesn't go away soon, I am going to hurt something.

Date: 2005-09-05 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasminelily.livejournal.com
Laurie says that you and I need to have a "who's blinder" war.

Date: 2005-09-05 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampychick.livejournal.com
I will most likely win. What's your poison? I'm shortsighted and astigmatic.

Once I get back to my apartment, I can quote my exact blindness at you (my copy of my prescription is there). But it's something like 900/20 in one eye and 750/20 in the other. I think.

Date: 2005-09-05 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasminelily.livejournal.com
I don't know mine in the 20s, only in my prescription. They never tell me the interesting part.

Date: 2005-09-05 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampychick.livejournal.com
That's the best part, though. The prescription doesn't mean anything to most people, but you tell them that and they just boggle.

Date: 2005-09-05 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasminelily.livejournal.com
Damn it. I need to find mine out. Stupid doctor.

Date: 2005-09-05 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampychick.livejournal.com
The numbers on the sheet:

-800 -200 X12
-950 -150 X167

I don't know what those mean.

Date: 2005-09-05 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasminelily.livejournal.com
I don't know what those mean either. That's in a very different form than my prescription -- mine is -8.25 in one eye and -7.75 in another. Hmmm.

Date: 2005-09-05 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampychick.livejournal.com
So does this mean I win?

Date: 2005-09-05 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasminelily.livejournal.com
Still undecided, until we figure out how to convert our numbers to non conflicting ones.

Date: 2005-09-05 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasminelily.livejournal.com
Oh, and I'm also shortsighted and astigmatic, though the latter is mild, I think.

Date: 2005-09-05 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auroura76.livejournal.com
You wear contacts?! How did I not know this?

Date: 2005-09-05 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampychick.livejournal.com
Because she was keeping it from you as part of her plot to take over the world.
From: [identity profile] auroura76.livejournal.com
Ha! Your plans have been thwarted now, Jas!

I thought if your eyes were really bad, they wouldn't let you wear contacts. Mine are average, I guess -- -3.75 in the right, and -3.25 on the left. My brother has terrible eyes -- his prescription is something like -11 in one eye and -9 in the other. Are (either of) you worse than that?

I have astigmatism too, and contacts don't correct that. But since I've gotten used to that, whenever I see through the correct prescription for glasses that fix that problem, I get a massive headache. My current glasses are an old pair that aren't correct in either eye. I should probably fix that before my eyes get worse, eh? Eh.
From: [identity profile] vampychick.livejournal.com
When I last asked about contacts, back when I was in, er, ninth grade, they told me my eyes were too bad for soft contacts, and that there was like one company in the US that made hard contacts I could wear. So I stuck with glasses.

Now I'm waiting on the pretty laser surgery. It was supposed to be this summer, but I had to have my wisdom teeth out, and we can only really afford one medical procedure insurance doesn't cover per year.

PS

Date: 2005-09-05 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampychick.livejournal.com
And is it not written, "The blind shall conquer the Earth"?
From: [identity profile] keenai.livejournal.com
My cousin has horrible eyesight. It's so bad he has to wear reading glasses with his contacts. Prescriptive ones. And then when he wears glasses "coke bottle" doesn't begin to cover how thick they are.
From: [identity profile] jasminelily.livejournal.com
I thought if your eyes were really bad, they wouldn't let you wear contacts.

That's not true. It used to be true, but soft contacts have improved lots in the past 10 years or so, which is good, because my eyes have gotten worse in that time.

And I refuse to get laser surgery, because, um, PEOPLE ARE OPERATING ON YOUR EYES. Yeah, no.
ext_2968: (danny)
From: [identity profile] kopernik.livejournal.com
PEOPLE ARE OPERATING ON YOUR EYES.

Preach it, Jasmine! My doctor wouldn't even consider letting me have surgery, in any case. No one here has weirder eyes than I do, I'll bet.
From: [identity profile] keenai.livejournal.com
It's the Freudian castration complex!

Date: 2005-09-05 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jasminelily.livejournal.com
I do not know. I mentioned going to the eye doctor the other day!

Date: 2005-09-05 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teleute12.livejournal.com
And now I've got the insomnia. (Although I think it mostly has to do with me restarting my meds. Stupid stimulants.)

RE: 1 - Still haven't decided what I'd want a tattoo of, although the Gemini sign seems attractive at the moment. Maybe by the time I decide, I'll actually have enough money to do something about it, heh.

As for marrage, ehhhh, who knows. Maybe you could get some, like, patch or something to cover up the tattoo? I dunno if that exists, but it's too practical to go uninvented for long. And, y'know, just don't marry a jerk because he asked and you're desperate. That doesn't end well. *pokes the Telly-parents*

And more women should be like Angelina Jolie. Yes.

Re: 3 - I need to see if Red Cross is open tommorow.

Date: 2005-09-05 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampychick.livejournal.com
Telly:

Are you getting IMs from me?

Date: 2005-09-05 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teleute12.livejournal.com
Yes, as you, ah, probably can tell by now.

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