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Oct. 1st, 2005 08:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sadlikeknivesIn honor of my small cousin Mallory, who made the mistake of asking her mom for help with her science homework during the Alabama-Florida game (dude, we creamed them), I submit an essay.
Peregrine Falcons
or
THROW THE DAMN BALL!
Peregrine falcons are really fast. So is Tyrone Prothro. Peregrine falcons are faster than cheetahs, but Tyrone Prothro is not, especially now that he BROKE HIS G*D**** ANKLE but we hope his ankle is not broken. Also, cheetahs can not fly. And even if they could fly they would probably not be very aerodynamical.
Peregrine falcons also have really good eyesight. Brodie Croyle also has really good eyesight, which is why he's so accurate. Unlike Brodie Croyle--OHMIGOD THROW THE DAMN BALL!--peregrine falcons are not often in danger of getting their knees broken.
Peregrine falcons, like intelligent Auburn fans and cheetahs, are an endangered species.
...I give up. I'm sorry, Mrs. Clay, please forgive me.
or
THROW THE DAMN BALL!
Peregrine falcons are really fast. So is Tyrone Prothro. Peregrine falcons are faster than cheetahs, but Tyrone Prothro is not, especially now that he BROKE HIS G*D**** ANKLE but we hope his ankle is not broken. Also, cheetahs can not fly. And even if they could fly they would probably not be very aerodynamical.
Peregrine falcons also have really good eyesight. Brodie Croyle also has really good eyesight, which is why he's so accurate. Unlike Brodie Croyle--OHMIGOD THROW THE DAMN BALL!--peregrine falcons are not often in danger of getting their knees broken.
Peregrine falcons, like intelligent Auburn fans and cheetahs, are an endangered species.
...I give up. I'm sorry, Mrs. Clay, please forgive me.
