Happy Valentine's Day!

[sadlikeknives]

There has arisen a debate over the comparative merits of these two songs. So I leave it up to you, my public.

[Poll #673413]

P.S. The song with the bees was sung at my cousin's wedding. My mother and I spent the rest of the ceremony whispering "Killer bees!" at each other in an attempt to discover who would crack first.

EDIT: There has been some confusion over what I meant by 'merits.' WHICH ONE IS FUNNIER?

Comments

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

I had a bit of trouble with the "better" part of this poll. "Better," see, implies that there is a way in which these two songs do not utterly suck, and I refuse to believe that could be true.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

I use 'better' here in the sense of 'more humorous.'

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh.

[holy-whatever.livejournal.com]

BE BRAVE LIKE SOLDIERS COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEES

[steelneko.livejournal.com]

I AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT.

[jasminelily.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD HAVE DEFINED IT THAT WAY BEFORE I ANSWERED THE POLL! MY ANSWERS WOULD HAVE ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

I DID.

PS YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR ANSWERS.

[jasminelily.livejournal.com]

YOU DID NOT. YOU SAID MERITS. YOU DID NOT SAY MORE HUMOROUS!

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

MY COMMENT WAS THERE BEFORE YOU TOOK THE POLL.

OMG YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR ANSWERS WHY ARE WE CAPSLOCKING?

[jasminelily.livejournal.com]

YOU CANNOT LOOK AT THE COMMENTS BEFORE TAKING A POLL, THAT IS AGAINST ALL OF THE RULES OF POLL TAKING.

I ALREADY CHANGED MY ANSWERS, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE MY OBJECTIONS TO THE UNCLEAR INSTRUCTIONS CLEAR.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

I WAS UNAWARE THERE WERE RULES.

I AM SORRY AND WILL TRY TO DO BETTER IN THE FUTURE. OMG.

[jasminelily.livejournal.com]

THAT IS OKAY, I AM JUST HAPPY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS. THAT IS WHY I, THE OLDER AND WISER ONE, AM HERE FOR YOU.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO GOOD TO ME, JASMINE. I DO NOT DESERVE YOU.

[jasminelily.livejournal.com]

I TAKE MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE YOUNGER GENERATION VERY VERY SERIOUSLY, I'M VERY HAPPY THAT I'M HELPING RAISE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. YOU MAKE ME PROUD.