A Conspiracy of Underwear

[sadlikeknives]

You ever notice how right when you need to save money up for something, every last freaking thing you own needs to be replaced at the same time?

Because I was all, "Okay, I'm not going to spend any money between now and DragonCon." And then, this morning, I put on a bra and the strap broke. And then I put on another bra and ten minutes later received a sharp jab in the boob from a broken underwire. I'm not denying I have quite the rack, but it's hardly a brakiller...

Rar. Just rar.

Comments

[holy-whatever.livejournal.com]

I actually had kind of the exact same thing happen. I'm trying to save for my trip in a month, and within three days of each other, my two favorite bras both had underwire break.

And see, I don't know if you have this issue, but (hi, overshare) my rack is such that I don't think Target still carries their cute cheap bras in my size. So I have to haul out to like, the mall, or something just to replace my bras.

Rar indeed.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

These were both from Victoria's Secret. I've heard Target has a decent bra for larger racks that doesn't have underwire; I'm thinking of giving that a try. If I hate it at least I'm only out twenty-five bucks instead of, you know, mall prices.

[darklightluna.livejournal.com]

I'm not laughing...I'm not laughing...I'm not laughing...

[darklightluna.livejournal.com]

In my defense? The exact same thing happened to me a few months ago.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

It is kind of funny if you're not the one getting jabbed in the breast.

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

Last year I was about to leave for a weeklong trip and got a flat tire, and had to have all four tires replaced because the treads were so worn down anyway. Last time I went somewhere, my laptop broke the week before, and then I lost my headphones and had to replace those because a cross-country flight with no music == AHAHAHAHAHA.

I live in fear of what's going to go kaput on me between this week and Comic-Con.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

The universe conspires against us.