If Everyone Else Jumped Off a Bridge...

[sadlikeknives]

1) We have a comic that's not in Overstreet in the collection I'm cataloging. The appraiser's kind of flipping out. I don't actually know which one it is, though, because I can't find the notes he supposedly left me. We also have the first appearance of Streaky the Supercat, which is apparently worth actual money. People keep asking me, "Seriously?" and my supervisor keeps saying, "Streaky the Supercat," in tones of total disbelief. I'm just like, "Welcome to my world."

2) RP meme, because everyone else on ye olde flist is doing it.

Give me a current character of mine and I will list for you their:

01.) Full name?
02.) Best friend?
03.) Sexuality?
04.) Favorite color?
05.) Relationship status?
06.) Ideal mate?
07.) Turn-ons?
08.) Last sexual experience?
09.) Favorite food?
10.) Crushes?
11.) Favorite music?
12.) Biggest fear?
13.) Biggest fantasy?
14.) Quirks in bed?
15.) Bad habits?
16.) Biggest regret?
17.) Best kept secrets?
18.) Last thought?
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience?
20.) Biggest insecurity?

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[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Jenny!

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

01.) Full name? - Jennifer Anne Sparks
02.) Best friend? - Probably Ronan, which is kind of sad because they never hang out.
03.) Sexuality? - Omni
04.) Favorite color? - White
05.) Relationship status? - Single and loving it
06.) Ideal mate? - One that'll get out in the morning
07.) Turn-ons? - Jenny's such a slut it's easier to list turn-offs, which basically boils down to: idiocy, or lack of interest in her.
08.) Last sexual experience? - ARTHUR FREAKING PENDRAGON OMG Jenny is such a Brit fangirl.
09.) Favorite food? - Fish and chips, if cigarettes don't count as food.
10.) Crushes? - Crushes are so high school. She'll pass. Clive Owen and Daniel Craig.
11.) Favorite music? - Really angry punk, and Mozart.
12.) Biggest fear? - The end of the world.
13.) Biggest fantasy? - Getting to just chillax for a while.
14.) Quirks in bed? - She's tried pretty much everything, but she's actually pretty vanilla in her tastes. Very accomplished, though. She does like to smoke during the act if her partner's okay with that.
15.) Bad habits? She smokes, drinks, swears, does illicit drugs, and has unprotected sex based on the reasoning that she hasn't gotten an STD or pregnant yet.
16.) Biggest regret? - Not actually managing to build a finer world in her century.
17.) Best kept secrets? - Like she'd tell you. For a very long time she kept her mouth shut about the Hitler thing, though.
18.) Last thought? - Wondering what she should have for tea.
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience? - Her husband tried to kill her on their wedding day.
20.) Biggest insecurity? - HA. Sometimes she does worry she might not actually be right all the time. But then it goes away.

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

Z!

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

01.) Full name? - Elizabeth Shayla Primarosa Delgado. That's right. Two middle names. And she hates both of them.
02.) Best friend? - Bridge Carson
03.) Sexuality? - Bi, leaning toward guys. Humanoids only, plz.
04.) Favorite color? - yellow
05.) Relationship status? - single, sadly
06.) Ideal mate? - Someone who always wanted to get with twins a polygamist Someone who, on some level, gets her issues and can de-emo her.
07.) Turn-ons? - Being hot and not thinking she's a freak show.
08.) Last sexual experience? - Too long ago to remember. If she's not known for being a cop, she's known for being a Power Ranger, and she can't risk some idiot running to the tabloids.
09.) Favorite food? - Chicken enchiladas.
10.) Crushes? - She used to have a crush on Sky, but he's kind of an ass. And now she has a crush on Ghost. So apparently she has a thing for her teammates. Go fig.
11.) Favorite music? - Rock. Blasted loud.
12.) Biggest fear? - Everyone realizing that she is, in fact, a total freak and turning on her, and then she winds up alone and back on the streets. In Canada. Oh, and she's naked, too.
13.) Biggest fantasy? - No superpowers, a normal life, a normal family.
14.) Quirks in bed? - She likes to replicate.
15.) Bad habits? - Assuming everything's going to go pear-shaped on her. Also, now that she's got actual stuff, she's bad about cleaning her side of her room. Marking her territory, I guess.
16.) Biggest regret? - Not trying to smooth things over with Jack.
17.) Best kept secrets? - Some of the stuff she did while she was on the streets.
18.) Last thought? - "Syd is actually really frightening with that mask thingy on."
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience? - Her first time was almost stereotypically lame. It hurt, it was over in about two minutes, and she didn't come. And she never saw the guy again.
20.) Biggest insecurity? - That she's a freak. Stupid superpowers.

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

Z NEEDS HUGS.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

SHE SO DOES.

[kimera.livejournal.com]

*SNUGGLES Z A LOT*

ALSO WHAT IS THIS ABOUT JUMPING OFF OF BRIDGE?

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

A BRIDGE. A BRIDGE.

[anomilygrace.livejournal.com]

Steve Rogers

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

01.) Full name? Steve Rogers. Seriously. That's it.
02.) Best friend? Bucky Barnes, Fandom's Tony Stark, Sam Wilson. Don't make him choose.
03.) Sexuality? mostly Straight
04.) Favorite color? Blue
05.) Relationship status? Single. The thing with Sharon ended, well, you know, and then there was a weird rebound thing with his ex-fiancee and really he thinks it's best if he stays single for now.
06.) Ideal mate? Tony Stark A strong woman who can take care of herself.
07.) Turn-ons? Strength, competency, bravery.
08.) Last sexual experience? - A gentleman never tells. (Sharon, when he was on the run, when they rendezvoused in a crappy hotel. That's right. He last had sex before he died.)
09.) Favorite food? - Chocolate chip cookies.
10.) Crushes? - Tony Stark He doesn't do crushes. Zoe.
11.) Favorite music? - Big band, Harlem jazz, pre-war musicals.
12.) Biggest fear? - Being like that horrible person he was over AU weekend. Being irrelevant.
13.) Biggest fantasy? - So, it's him and Bucky (and Tony, and maybe Nick and Sam can come, too), and they're drinking beer (Coke, if Tony's there) and watching a Mets game, and there's no chance of aliens or supervillains attacking, and it's just...good.
14.) Quirks in bed? - A gentleman never tells. I don't think he's as completely vanilla as you might expect, though. There's that thing with the corset I don't even have the context for. I bet Bernie managed to get him into a skirt at least once.
15.) Bad habits? - None. Seriously.
16.) Biggest regret? - He has a lot. The biggest, though, is that he didn't find Bucky sooner. That he didn't question that he survived but Bucky couldn't possibly have. That he didn't ask Natasha about her training. That he didn't know, somehow, and do something to get him back even a minute sooner.
17.) Best kept secrets? - His crush on Tony If Bernie Rosenthal really did ever get him into a skirt, that's definitely it.
18.) Last thought? - "This sunset needs more orange."
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience? - His pregnant, brainwashed girlfriend shot him to death. Also, there was that thing when Wanda was crazy and she Scarlet Witched him into sleeping with her--he's not sure if that counts as rape or not, and uncomfortable with thinking about it, so he mostly just...doesn't. He's very 1940s that way.
20.) Biggest insecurity? - That Steve Rogers is insignificant, and Captain America is really all that he is.

[darklightluna.livejournal.com]

Zero

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

01.) Full name? - Skank Zero Hopeless-Savage
02.) Best friend? - M. Parker
03.) Sexuality? - Bicurious
04.) Favorite color? - SHE LOVES THEM ALL. Especially on her hair. But if she has to pick a favorite, she'll say black.
05.) Relationship status? - Lives with her boyfriend.
06.) Ideal mate? - Someone who can deal with her crazy without becoming swept up in it or harshing her squee.
07.) Turn-ons? - She loves her a nerd.
08.) Last sexual experience? - Probably fairly recent.
09.) Favorite food? - Her dad's cooking, pretty much across the board.
10.) Crushes? - Those guys from Spooky Things, in a purely aesthetic kind of way, of course.
11.) Favorite music? Duh, punk. Especially her parents' stuff.
12.) Biggest fear? - Being normal. Ew. She doesn't know how Rat did it all that time.
13.) Biggest fantasy? - She is a successful filmmaker/documentarian/singer/stunt person. Most people grow out of this phase by the time they're six. Zero still intends to make it work.
14.) Quirks in bed? - THAT WOULD BE TELLING.
15.) Bad habits? - She makes up wordlings that aren't real enough. This isn't a bad habit except that in that people can't understand her sometimes. Also, she tends to forget that she sounds crazy.
16.) Biggest regret? - That whole bitchy "I have no brother Rat" phase.
17.) Best kept secrets? - She tried weed one time. She didn't like it. No one can ever know because her mother would kill her.
18.) Last thought? - "Hey, that could be a song."
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience? - The day after her first time, AU future children showed up. MAJOR DOWNER.
20.) Biggest insecurity? - She doesn't actually have any insecurities, really, she's just ZERO, but she does sometimes wonder if the more 'normal' people in her life, like Peter and Parker, are going to get tired of her eventually.

[coltsbane.livejournal.com]

Sam!

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

Ack, I thought I did this one!

Okay, for the record:

01.) Full name? Samuel James Witwicky
02.) Best friend? Bumblebee
03.) Sexuality? Straight. Also, carsexual.
04.) Favorite color? Yellow
05.) Relationship status? In a long-distance relationship with Mikaela Banes
06.) Ideal mate? Mikaela Banes.
07.) Turn-ons? Mikaela Banes.
08.) Last sexual experience? Over Christmas break.
09.) Favorite food? Cheesburgers.
10.) Crushes? ...Mikaela Banes. He's very single-minded.
11.) Favorite music? He used to listen to, like, popular hip-hop, trying to be cool, you know. Then he started letting Bee pick the music. He's learned about all sorts of cool music he never would've listened to before that way. Now that Bee's not around he's sort of backsliding.
12.) Biggest fear? It used to be being insignificant. Now it's contributing to the end of the world. You know. Again.
13.) Biggest fantasy? It used to be having Mikaela, the hottest girl in school, as a girlfriend. Mission accomplished. Everyone knowing what he did and celebrating him as a hero, but that would mean the Autobots would be revealed, which might be less cool.
14.) Quirks in bed? He has quite violent nightmares. Still.
15.) Bad habits? He babbles and doesn't know when to shut up.
16.) Biggest regret? He doesn't really have any. Sure, if he hadn't put the glasses on eBay, the almost-end of the world might have been at least stalled, but then he wouldn't have Bee or Mikaela.
17.) Best kept secrets? He's a big damn hero and almost no one knows it. And he really wishes he could tell.
18.) Last thought? I wish Mojo would stop trying to chew on my toes.
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience? He hasn't had a bad one yet, but there was this one time he and Mikaela were making out in the backseat and Bee started providing commentary via the radio. He got over it pretty quick, though, and went back to making out with her.
20.) Biggest insecurity? That he actually is lame and insignificant, and it's just the people and robots around him that are cool.