sadlikeknives | Oh, Twilight, Never Change

Spotted at Wal-Mart: a surefire way to get yourself dumped on Valentine's Day. Yes, ladies, you too can tell your guy, "I'm just not that into you," with a box of Twilight conversation hearts (just like the ones that almost killed

cleolinda!) with 'You're my Valentine' on one side and 'But Edward has my heart' on the other.

They also sell a Jacob variant.

"Yeah, you're okay, but I'm much more interested in a fictional character." This is totally the sentiment anyone wants to see on Valentine's Day. On the bright side it's not like teenage boys will really care about anything but the candy, never mind the packaging, but on the other hand it's crappy candy. Also, kind of creepy.