When Scientists Go Stupid

I'm currently writing a paper on some scientists who decided the Ice Man was vegan, when he was found with, like, bow and arrows and little pieces of animal bone. And I am occasionally too sarcastic for my own good.

Also, a modern vegan’s diet is drastically different than a prehistoric vegan’s would have been, due to a distinct lack of alternate sources of protein in the ancient world. There was no peanut butter or tofu in 4000 BC, unless they found a jar of Jif with the Ice Man and just forgot to tell us.