I'm Freaking Out

By the numbers:

People invited to party: 12
People who I wanted to invite to party, but who weren't around: 1 (hi, Katie)
People who said they were definitely coming to party: 10
People who called yesterday to cancel*: 3
People who called today to cancel**: 5
People actually coming to party: 2 (plus 1 boyfriend)

*after I'd bought the food
**after I'd cooked the food

OH MY GOD. I AM NEVER THROWING A PARTY AGAIN. FUCK PEOPLE.

WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS FOOD?

P.S. FH people, all of this is the reason why Zero is nowhere to be found today. Sorry.