A Conspiracy of Underwear

You ever notice how right when you need to save money up for something, every last freaking thing you own needs to be replaced at the same time?

Because I was all, "Okay, I'm not going to spend any money between now and DragonCon." And then, this morning, I put on a bra and the strap broke. And then I put on another bra and ten minutes later received a sharp jab in the boob from a broken underwire. I'm not denying I have quite the rack, but it's hardly a brakiller...

Rar. Just rar.