A Sudden Random Thing I Must Say

GUYS, why why WHY does everyone think that the fact that every guy at Forks High wants to date Bella Swan and every girl wants to be her BFF is indicative of A) some great beauty she is unaware of or B)her utter (and undeniable) Mary Sue-ness?

Hello? SHE'S THE SHERIFF'S DAUGHTER. She walked into that school and EVERY KID THERE saw the way to no more speeding tickets. And its name was Beautiful freakin' Swan.

I grew up in a small town and went to school with the local traffic cop's daughter. Trust me on this one. ("Hi, Mr. H! I had a doctor's appointment and now I'm late for band practice, you know, Jeanette's already there, yeah, you know how Mr. E. is when we're late--oh a warning? Thank you so much!")

*returns to sweatshopping out yet another paper, god*