The Nekkidness is Really Little

[sadlikeknives]

vampychick19: So, just stumbled into an LJ community called boy_touching
teleute12: Yes?
vampychick: And somebody on here didn't know about Brokeback Mountain until, like, Halloween.
teleute12: Wow
vampychick: "Is this info real???? I mean Jake Gyllenhal and Heath Ledger are really cuddling up for the big screens??????"
vampychick: Kill it.
teleute12: I'm sorry. I don't want to go near that.
vampychick: I was faithful in the number of question marks, by the way.
vampychick: OMG photos! here
vampychick: *cough*
vampychick: the nekkidness is on page five.
vampychick: But it's really little.
teleute12: Than you.
teleute12: It is? *wibbles*
vampychick: I mean...that came out wrong.
vampychick: The photos are really little.
vampychick: And you can't make them grow.
teleute12: That sucks.
teleute12: Hee.
vampychick: I don't know if their y'knows are really little or not.
teleute12: That still sounds vaugely wrong.
vampychick: Yeah, it does.

In whatsername's defense, she doesn't live in America. But still, that's no excuse to use that many question marks.