Bible Belt

[sadlikeknives]

At my parents' church on Sunday, the preacher made reference to the 'brotherly love' of David and Jonathon in his sermon. I quietly stuffed my fist in my mouth. I'm not sure what would have come out if I hadn't, but some options include:

hysterical laughter
"Oh, Jonathon, thy love surpasses the love of women!"
"Oh, my God, have you READ the chapter you're citing??"
"Yes. That's why he took off his clothes for him. He thought of him as his brother. Of course, it all makes so much more sense now!"
"Cousins. Cousins, totally cousins. In conclusion: cousins."
or
"Oh, come on, everybody knows they were totally gay for each other!"

Pick your favorite!

PS Agh Russian homework DIE KILL OOZE.

PPS I so totally picked up The 10th Kingdom on DVD for ten bucks. Envy me.

Comments

And the Song of Solomon has nothing to do with sex.

[mzlizzy.livejournal.com]

Hysterical laughter would have been my automatic choice, but the best response is '"Oh, Jonathon, thy love surpasses the love of women!"

That way you can just argue you're quoting scripture.

Re: And the Song of Solomon has nothing to do with sex.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

Oh, hi! You wrote that Highlander tailoring fic! May I fangirl you madly?

Nothing to do with the Song of Solomon

[mzlizzy.livejournal.com]

Wow, I guess I'd have to say yes! I've never had anyone offer to fangirl me before.

I'm way flattered!

Re: Nothing to do with the Song of Solomon

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm very good at it.

Re: And the Song of Solomon has nothing to do with sex.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

And of course it doesn't. It's all a metaphor for God's love for his church. Tcha.

Except for the part where it's totally porn