Lost: In Translation
Feb. 23rd, 2005 07:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sadlikeknivesThe title makes me giggle.
This is kind of stream-of-consciousness.
1. Hey, Jin, nimrod, What are you doing? You've got a hot wife. Easily one of, like, the two hottest women on the island. Show her off! You could be all, "Haha, look at me, Mr. Jackass Doctor Man, with my Hot Asian Wife! Your girlfriend flirts with Sawyer and is not half as hot!" But no, he has to be a dumbass.
2. Claire's going to just pop soon, isn't she? What is she, like eleventy months pregnant? Maybe she's going to pop out twins. Or triplets. I mean, damn.
3. "Such pretty colors"? Her dress is grey. And white. WTF do you mean, "such pretty colors"?
4. I fully expect Shannon/Sayid bondage porn by morning. I mean, they practically gave it to us.
5. Aw, Hurley is reaching out to Jin. Who can't understand a damned word he's saying, but still, aw.
6. Well, shit, we knew this was coming. Ain't nobody getting off that island.
7. ...God, Jin, why do you have to be such a dumbass?
8. HURLEY! HURLEY ON THE TV! AAH!...oh, shit, that's where he got the dog.
9. Okay, so, yes. Shannon/Sayid. And Boone, I don't think Sayid gives a fuck if Shannon loves him and leaves him. He's going to be the first person on that godforsaken island to Get Him Some, and really, that's all that matters, isn't it?
10. God, Sawyer, why do you have to be such a dumbass? And, "Bruce"? You couldn't think of anything better to call him? You've got a whole warehouse of Middle Eastern names for Sayid. C'mon, work a little harder.
11. Oh. Oh, poor Jin. Oh.
12. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
13. Betty? God, Sawyer, why do you have to be such a dumbass?...wait. Bruce Banner and Betty whatsername, maybe? From The Hulk? Hmm.
14. NO, you dumb fuck, it's not too late!
15. Aww, Shannon and Sayid.
16. Walt?? I...did not see that coming.
17. Aww, baby's first English. I have a soft spot for Jin. But then, I have a soft spot for Asian men in general (mm, Asian men).
18. Shannon and Sayid: JUST FUCK ALREADY kthxbai.
19. The Discman died. Well, we knew it was going to happen eventually. Rest in peace, Discman! Maybe they can bury it in the graveyard.
Preview: Ooooh.
This episode gets two thumbs up from me.
This is kind of stream-of-consciousness.
1. Hey, Jin, nimrod, What are you doing? You've got a hot wife. Easily one of, like, the two hottest women on the island. Show her off! You could be all, "Haha, look at me, Mr. Jackass Doctor Man, with my Hot Asian Wife! Your girlfriend flirts with Sawyer and is not half as hot!" But no, he has to be a dumbass.
2. Claire's going to just pop soon, isn't she? What is she, like eleventy months pregnant? Maybe she's going to pop out twins. Or triplets. I mean, damn.
3. "Such pretty colors"? Her dress is grey. And white. WTF do you mean, "such pretty colors"?
4. I fully expect Shannon/Sayid bondage porn by morning. I mean, they practically gave it to us.
5. Aw, Hurley is reaching out to Jin. Who can't understand a damned word he's saying, but still, aw.
6. Well, shit, we knew this was coming. Ain't nobody getting off that island.
7. ...God, Jin, why do you have to be such a dumbass?
8. HURLEY! HURLEY ON THE TV! AAH!...oh, shit, that's where he got the dog.
9. Okay, so, yes. Shannon/Sayid. And Boone, I don't think Sayid gives a fuck if Shannon loves him and leaves him. He's going to be the first person on that godforsaken island to Get Him Some, and really, that's all that matters, isn't it?
10. God, Sawyer, why do you have to be such a dumbass? And, "Bruce"? You couldn't think of anything better to call him? You've got a whole warehouse of Middle Eastern names for Sayid. C'mon, work a little harder.
11. Oh. Oh, poor Jin. Oh.
12. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
13. Betty? God, Sawyer, why do you have to be such a dumbass?...wait. Bruce Banner and Betty whatsername, maybe? From The Hulk? Hmm.
14. NO, you dumb fuck, it's not too late!
15. Aww, Shannon and Sayid.
16. Walt?? I...did not see that coming.
17. Aww, baby's first English. I have a soft spot for Jin. But then, I have a soft spot for Asian men in general (mm, Asian men).
18. Shannon and Sayid: JUST FUCK ALREADY kthxbai.
19. The Discman died. Well, we knew it was going to happen eventually. Rest in peace, Discman! Maybe they can bury it in the graveyard.
Preview: Ooooh.
This episode gets two thumbs up from me.
