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[sadlikeknives]

Your Life as a Celebrity by Karen_Walker
username
reason for being famous	star of a reality showtalk show hostgame show hostactoractresspop starrock starrappermodelscreen writerdirectorproducercelebutanteheiressfashion designer
plastic surgery you've had done	nose jobbotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew butt
your tabloid scandal	sex addiction
your stalker	juliedarling
your best friend
your nemesis
the tabloids think you're dating
you're really dating
your secret lover
your bitter ex
how long you stay in the spotlight	a few years
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I tried to select 'liposuction' but it's apparently insisting I need a new nose. Who knew?

Who the hell is that guy? The one in the 'you're really dating' column. Maybe it's just a really bad picture or maybe I'm stupid, but I don't recognize him at all.

Comments

[auroura76.livejournal.com]

That guy is Jesse Metcalfe, aka the underage gardener Eva Longoria boinks on Desperate Housewives. He's SO not cute, but maybe it's just me.

How can Horsey McJawface be both your nemesis AND alleged tabloid lover?

They wouldn't let me do anything but a nose job either. Stupid. My nose is fine. I want a boob job!

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

The tabloids may be unaware we are nemeses.

Yeah, I know. I like my nose just fine the way it is. But look, I'm screwing Vin Diesel! *does a happy dance*

[auroura76.livejournal.com]

But look, I'm screwing Vin Diesel! *does a happy dance*

Oh. This makes you... happy? Okay then.

Then again, I'm screwing trashy Lindsay Lohan and loving it, so whatever.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

Yes. It does.

Well, to each their own, I suppose.

[jasminelily.livejournal.com]

I wanted a new butt!