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Procrastination Central
Jan. 27th, 2005 08:25 pmI have the rough draft of my English paper due tomorrow. My professor, a very nice lady in almost every other regard, requires rough drafts and only gives us two absences per semester. One of which I already took by accident when a twenty-minute nap turned into a three-hour nap. But anyway, the paper. We have seven options to choose from, all of which involve poetry.
I like poetry, don't get me wrong. But when told to analyze it, I don't come up with three to five pages, or any deep philosophical meaning. I come up with, "Keats was trying to get Fanny Brawne to sleep with him. He succeeded. Go Keats!"
One of the paper topics, ( word-for-word. )
Meeble.
Another has to do with Romantic Prometheanism. I don't even know what Romantic Prometheanism is. Maybe we discussed it in class that day I slept through it. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm in BUI. That pretty much guarantees I'm a champion bullshitter. I've written papers on things I knew sweet fuck-all about before. But I am not going to write a paper on something I have to Google just to get a definition.
So, am procrastinating. Am working on story, and I need some help. Situation: Girl A is handcuffed to Guy B, her right wrist to his left, for very good reasons we won't go into right now. They are waiting on Guy C to show up with the key. If they're standing her back to his front (sharing a coat, more specifically), what position would be most comfortable for the handcuffed arms?
I need handcuffs. And a volunteer. Where's Orlando Bloom when you need him?
I like poetry, don't get me wrong. But when told to analyze it, I don't come up with three to five pages, or any deep philosophical meaning. I come up with, "Keats was trying to get Fanny Brawne to sleep with him. He succeeded. Go Keats!"
One of the paper topics, ( word-for-word. )
Meeble.
Another has to do with Romantic Prometheanism. I don't even know what Romantic Prometheanism is. Maybe we discussed it in class that day I slept through it. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm in BUI. That pretty much guarantees I'm a champion bullshitter. I've written papers on things I knew sweet fuck-all about before. But I am not going to write a paper on something I have to Google just to get a definition.
So, am procrastinating. Am working on story, and I need some help. Situation: Girl A is handcuffed to Guy B, her right wrist to his left, for very good reasons we won't go into right now. They are waiting on Guy C to show up with the key. If they're standing her back to his front (sharing a coat, more specifically), what position would be most comfortable for the handcuffed arms?
I need handcuffs. And a volunteer. Where's Orlando Bloom when you need him?
