Oscars, Part One

( Behind the Cut )

And there was just a great big thud from upstairs. Meeble.

Oscars, Part Two

( We open on Johnny Carson. )

Oscars, Part Three

( Natalie Portman )

WHOA! I just checked Yahoo! and apparently the BTK suspect has confessed! Holy cow!

Now let's get back to the shallowness, ( shall we? )

Oscars, Part the Last

( We open on Julia Roberts )

That's all, folks. Now I have to write up two assignments for CW and let the kittens out of the bathroom.

Edit: I just went to do that, and they're curled up together in their kitty bed. So cute!